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itachi "manipulate mansplain malewife" uchiha ([personal profile] anbu) wrote2012-06-30 12:17 pm
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viragos: (☠a thousand armies couldn't keep me)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
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AND DON'T HANG UP ON ME AGAIN.
viragos: (☠you can call it what you want)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
How dare you hang up on me?! Three times! I don't care who you are, Uchiha Itachi, I will destroy you.
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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, what kind of person does that?! Nobody hangs up on Yamanaka Ino. Nobody. And especially not a stupid sexy traitor like you!
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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I will find you. I will find you, Uchiha, and I will end you.
viragos: (☠a thousand armies couldn't keep me)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Do you hear me?! End you.
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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
AND I HOPE THAT CROW POKES OUT YOUR STUPID EYES.
viragos: (☠broke your jaw once before)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid Uchihas, always thinking they're better than everyone else all the time. Well, nobody likes you anymore, Itachi! Nobody.
viragos: (☠a kick in the teeth is good for some)

[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Go back to your stupid Akatsuki or whatever. Oh wait, you can't.
viragos: (☠was that the wrong pill to take)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
They probably don't want you back either. I mean, obviously you're the best-looking one out of all of them. Not that that makes up for what a sucky person you are!
viragos: (✄everybody lets you down)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I told you all the pretty ones were traitors. Or crazy.
viragos: (✄get your filthy fingers out of my pie)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody as crazy as you deserves to have such nice hair! I mean, come on! Do you know how hard I have to work to get my hair looking this amazing? Really hard!
viragos: (✄all of the ghouls come out to play)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
But noooooo, you just waltz in with your perfect shiny hair and your perfect face and your perfect everything. Nobody cares how perfect you are, Itachi!
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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
ESPECIALLY NOT ME.
viragos: (✄get your filthy fingers out of my pie)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
How do you even have time to deep condition when you're in Akatsuki anyway? I mean, aren't hideouts supposed to be like, holes in the ground or something? Do you seriously carry shampoo and conditioner with you? Maybe that's why you wear that big ugly cloud coat all the time!
viragos: (✄that a ghost should be so practical)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, who designed those things? And why did everybody think it was a good idea to wear them? They're gross. I mean, ew. Clouds? That's the best you could come up with? Red and black? Doesn't anybody know that those are the more boring colors ever?
viragos: (✄tell me what all this sighing's about)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
I guess they're pretty good for an evil organization or whatever. I mean, they do kind of scream hey! We're bad guys! and stuff. Like, all over the place.
viragos: (✄in this brief hole of a town)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
But that doesn't mean they're still not ugly! And totally shapeless, seriously. Couldn't somebody have added a belt? Maybe a some darts? It's so simple, and it really makes a world of difference.
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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Tailoring. Nobody appreciates tailoring anymore. I mean, I know you're a bunch of guys, but whatever.
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[personal profile] anbu 2012-07-17 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[JFC ARE YOU DONE YET.]
viragos: (✄that a ghost should be so practical)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Not that you really need it or anything.
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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Not that it makes how you treated me any better, either! I was trying to be nice, you know! And you just--well, you threw it totally back in my face! And stuff.
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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, why do I even bother?! Since you said you're not going to cause any trouble or anything, I thought maybe, you know, maybe we could get along or something. But no.
viragos: (☠if only i could see your face)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not that I really want to get along with a traitor, but you know.
viragos: (☠and coming back all damaged)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
You should still want to get along with me! Because I'm awesome! And beautiful and stuff. And I'm irresistible!
viragos: (☠you can call it what you want)

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[personal profile] viragos 2012-07-17 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
DO YOU HEAR THAT, ITACHI? I'M IRRESISTIBLE.
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