[ looks around at this empty inbox ]
Hey Itachi. This is Stiles. I need to talk to you about something important.
[ Then, to make sure Itachi is sufficiently motivated to actually respond to him: ]
It's about Sasuke.
Hey Itachi. This is Stiles. I need to talk to you about something important.
[ Then, to make sure Itachi is sufficiently motivated to actually respond to him: ]
It's about Sasuke.
[ Why are you like this. ]
Okay, I'm going to take that as confirmation that you're listening. But I'm not doing this over the network. Other people can eavesdrop. Will you meet me somewhere to talk?
[ Reality: Stiles knows how to make this conversation private. However, it'll be too easy for Itachi to ignore him once Stiles explains what he needs. In person, he can hound Itachi into meeting his demands. ]
Okay, I'm going to take that as confirmation that you're listening. But I'm not doing this over the network. Other people can eavesdrop. Will you meet me somewhere to talk?
[ Reality: Stiles knows how to make this conversation private. However, it'll be too easy for Itachi to ignore him once Stiles explains what he needs. In person, he can hound Itachi into meeting his demands. ]
Dude, is that code for "I don't know where it is but I'm too proud to ask for directions?" I'm sending you a photo of a map.
[ Said photo arrives not even thirty seconds later. ]
As soon as you can guarantee Sasuke isn't going to follow you? He seems
[ How does he put this politely. ]
clingy.
[ Said photo arrives not even thirty seconds later. ]
As soon as you can guarantee Sasuke isn't going to follow you? He seems
[ How does he put this politely. ]
clingy.
Just the one park.
[ As for the question…that requires a bit of consideration on how to respond. ]
Normally? I’d say no. But because he’ll want to know why? Yeah. Listen, I’m not stupid enough to think I can expect you to keep this secret. If he shows up, it’ll make things more complicated. It’s ABOUT him, after all.
[ As for the question…that requires a bit of consideration on how to respond. ]
Normally? I’d say no. But because he’ll want to know why? Yeah. Listen, I’m not stupid enough to think I can expect you to keep this secret. If he shows up, it’ll make things more complicated. It’s ABOUT him, after all.
[ And Stiles does entertain, wholly oblivious to his stalker. Though he initially tries to whittle away the remaining time seated on a bench, thumbing through his comm watch, the relative peace of the scene does not last long. After ten minutes, he’s pacing – long legs carrying him back and forth as he does loose laps around the bench, throwing himself at it possessively whenever another weary park-goer drifts too close. When that loses its appeal, he sprawls over the bench in boneless boredom, feet constantly tapping to some unheard tune. Sitting still is hard and no one understands.
Itachi finally approaches. Stiles, who has taken to cloud gazing, startles violently as the man suddenly comes into his view upside down. ]
J-Jesus Christ!
[ The movement of his jerking legs as he sits up nearly knocks over the nondescript bag by his feet. ]
God, finally. Here. [ Reaching down, he grabs the bag and then shoves it in Itachi’s direction. ] A peace offering.
[ If Itachi looks inside the bag, he will find…leeks. Uchihas love leeks, right? Fuck if Stiles knows. ]
Itachi finally approaches. Stiles, who has taken to cloud gazing, startles violently as the man suddenly comes into his view upside down. ]
J-Jesus Christ!
[ The movement of his jerking legs as he sits up nearly knocks over the nondescript bag by his feet. ]
God, finally. Here. [ Reaching down, he grabs the bag and then shoves it in Itachi’s direction. ] A peace offering.
[ If Itachi looks inside the bag, he will find…leeks. Uchihas love leeks, right? Fuck if Stiles knows. ]
Seriously!?
[ As someone who has created and sent bombs before – listen, totally not his fault, he was possessed, he pleads the Fifth – Stiles can only stare at Itachi in exasperated incredulity. ]
God, you’re both royal pains in the ass.
[ Despite the grumbling, he complies. The bag is put back on the ground and he takes three huge, dramatic steps away, hands thrown up in annoyance. ]
[ As someone who has created and sent bombs before – listen, totally not his fault, he was possessed, he pleads the Fifth – Stiles can only stare at Itachi in exasperated incredulity. ]
God, you’re both royal pains in the ass.
[ Despite the grumbling, he complies. The bag is put back on the ground and he takes three huge, dramatic steps away, hands thrown up in annoyance. ]
Think of it as a thank-you gift. In advance.
[ A hand slides into his front pocket, pulling out a beaten journal. Stiles then fiddles with his comm watch, starting to record an audio message sent to his spare (stolen) comm watch back at the cottage. If he can convince Itachi to humor him, it’ll be useful to listen to the recording later for practice. ]
Alright. Now, teach me how to pronounce your names properly.
[ And please don’t kill him. Remember: He bought you leeks!! ]
[ A hand slides into his front pocket, pulling out a beaten journal. Stiles then fiddles with his comm watch, starting to record an audio message sent to his spare (stolen) comm watch back at the cottage. If he can convince Itachi to humor him, it’ll be useful to listen to the recording later for practice. ]
Alright. Now, teach me how to pronounce your names properly.
[ And please don’t kill him. Remember: He bought you leeks!! ]
...Yeeeees? [ he ventures tentatively, moving so that Itachi remains between him and the bench. ] Listen, don’t get mad. There’s no way you would have come out here to meet me if I’d been straight with you.
[ Squints at Itachi, wondering how well he’ll be able to keep up if the older Uchiha decides to make a break for it. ]
Please?
[ Squints at Itachi, wondering how well he’ll be able to keep up if the older Uchiha decides to make a break for it. ]
Please?


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