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itachi "manipulate mansplain malewife" uchiha ([personal profile] anbu) wrote2020-03-21 04:50 pm
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, is that code for "I don't know where it is but I'm too proud to ask for directions?" I'm sending you a photo of a map.

[ Said photo arrives not even thirty seconds later. ]

As soon as you can guarantee Sasuke isn't going to follow you? He seems

[ How does he put this politely. ]

clingy.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-03 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Just the one park.

[ As for the question…that requires a bit of consideration on how to respond. ]

Normally? I’d say no. But because he’ll want to know why? Yeah. Listen, I’m not stupid enough to think I can expect you to keep this secret. If he shows up, it’ll make things more complicated. It’s ABOUT him, after all.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-04 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ This has been almost deceptively easy. ]

Thirty minutes?

[ Sorry, Itachi. He has zero patience. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-04 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ That hour will include seeing Stiles waiting the whole time, because he really has zero patience. ]

Alright. See you soon. If you get lost, let me know.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-04 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ And Stiles does entertain, wholly oblivious to his stalker. Though he initially tries to whittle away the remaining time seated on a bench, thumbing through his comm watch, the relative peace of the scene does not last long. After ten minutes, he’s pacing – long legs carrying him back and forth as he does loose laps around the bench, throwing himself at it possessively whenever another weary park-goer drifts too close. When that loses its appeal, he sprawls over the bench in boneless boredom, feet constantly tapping to some unheard tune. Sitting still is hard and no one understands.

Itachi finally approaches. Stiles, who has taken to cloud gazing, startles violently as the man suddenly comes into his view upside down. ]


J-Jesus Christ!

[ The movement of his jerking legs as he sits up nearly knocks over the nondescript bag by his feet. ]

God, finally. Here. [ Reaching down, he grabs the bag and then shoves it in Itachi’s direction. ] A peace offering.

[ If Itachi looks inside the bag, he will find…leeks. Uchihas love leeks, right? Fuck if Stiles knows. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-04 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously!?

[ As someone who has created and sent bombs before – listen, totally not his fault, he was possessed, he pleads the Fifth – Stiles can only stare at Itachi in exasperated incredulity. ]

God, you’re both royal pains in the ass.

[ Despite the grumbling, he complies. The bag is put back on the ground and he takes three huge, dramatic steps away, hands thrown up in annoyance. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-05 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Think of it as a thank-you gift. In advance.

[ A hand slides into his front pocket, pulling out a beaten journal. Stiles then fiddles with his comm watch, starting to record an audio message sent to his spare (stolen) comm watch back at the cottage. If he can convince Itachi to humor him, it’ll be useful to listen to the recording later for practice. ]

Alright. Now, teach me how to pronounce your names properly.

[ And please don’t kill him. Remember: He bought you leeks!! ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-05 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I did, [ he replies, a touch bitter. ] He told me to get away from him.

[ Literally what happened. His ego still hasn’t recovered. ]

Dude, do you seriously want me butchering your names? Help a guy out. I want to get this right.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-05 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeeeees? [ he ventures tentatively, moving so that Itachi remains between him and the bench. ] Listen, don’t get mad. There’s no way you would have come out here to meet me if I’d been straight with you.

[ Squints at Itachi, wondering how well he’ll be able to keep up if the older Uchiha decides to make a break for it. ]

Please?
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-06 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stiles tenses, anticipating a chase scene. Fortunately, Itachi remains where he is – for now. ]

“Sasuke,” [ he says immediately, probably confirming the man’s suspicions on why this is so important to him. A pause, and then he pronounces it again, slower: ] “Sasuke.”

[ Notebook at the ready, he peers at Itachi expectantly, awaiting feedback. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-07 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The question seems to confuse Stiles for a moment, before he realizes what the issue is. ]

“Uchiha.” [ And then, in the most rushed “I don’t actually give a fuck” tone: ] “Itachi.”
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-07 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Though he double checks that the comm watch is recording audio, Itachi otherwise has the brunt of his intense focus. The difference in mannerisms between brothers is more apparent now; where Sasuke was blunt and dismissive on the issue, Itachi soothes Stiles’ bruised ego by acknowledging the difficulty in language barriers. It helps make the desired end goal feel more obtainable. ]

English, [ he supplies, tapping his pencil against his chin as he considers this. ] A lot of people in Aefenglom came from English-speaking worlds. Sasuke can read Japanese, so I’m guessing that’s the equivalent of what you guys speak in your world.

[ Now isn’t the time to get sidetracked. He mentally reviews what Itachi has just informed him, considers how he’s heard Noshiko pronounce Japanese names and terms back home, and then tries again. ]

“Sasuke.” [ It still doesn’t sound like how Itachi said it. Annoyed with himself, he tries it slower. ] “Sasuke.”

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chuckles, im in danger

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