Okay, smart ass. Every other hypothetical I can think of is just as meaningless. "If you could only see the world in one color for the rest of your life, what color would it be?" You'd probably come up with some logical reasoning about why it had to be a certain color over the rest that had nothing to do with favoritism. Or "If you had to paint your room one color, what color would it be?" Likewise, you'd probably take extraneous details into account and come up with an answer that doesn't actually represent your favorite.
So, in the interest of saving my sanity: Red it is. And hey! That's my favorite color too.
[ Since he was expecting this follow-up question, his pre-written answer is nearly immediate. ]
I got to thinking, what if we were ever on those gameshows where couples have to answer questions about each other for a prize? Sure, I know all your dark, sordid history like no one else, but what about the BASICS?
And before you tell me it's pointless because we would never be on a gameshow or that you'd never agree to be on one – I also just want to get to know you better.
[That was quick. He's also struck by the sheer sentimentality of the answer, knowing Stiles' mind well by now—and its complicated, overthinking mental gymnastics. His eyes hang too long on the word "couples." The difference in this conversation and some of their firsts is night and day: instead of needling, prying, and jabbing for deep secrets relevant to Sasuke's past, Stiles wants to know him. All of the basic boring surface facts of who he is. His humanness.]
Sencha.
I would have won this question, if we were playing a game. [He's not asking for more context on what a "gameshow" is.] Yours is ginger, isn't it?
[ Fortunately, Stiles doesn't dig; Itachi preferring cats seems to make sense to him without needing further information. ]
Dogs, yeah. But I don't mind cats. It's just that they mind me.
[ Stiles is just a little Too Much for cats to deal with. ]
Just for the record, what are your feelings on dogs? Like...say I was thinking about adopting one... Is that a deal breaker for you, or??? This is all just hypothetical, of course.
[Lying is too easy... like sliding on a pair of worn, well-loved gloves for the first time in months, even if the reason now is highly stupid. He can tolerate a dog—for Stiles.]
The short answer is that animals are not simply animals in our world, at least not in all cases. For example, ninneko are a species of cats who live in their own separate, organized community unaffiliated with any village. They have some similar skills to human shinobi, such as erasing their scent to move undetected and enforcing security around the perimeter of their domain. They're well-known to provide various tools and items unobtainable anywhere else but within their own black markets.
The Uchiha clan once relied on a woman living in this community for supplies. Growing up, I visited her — and the ninneko as well — several times. Once Sasuke was older, I occasionally took him with me on these errands. I kept him occupied with games that involved the ninneko, such as compiling an encyclopedia of paw prints. I suppose it's still a sentimental memory for me.
[ “…animals are not simply animals in our world,” Itachi begins, and Stiles braces himself for yet another round of shinobi world bullshit breaking his mind. It starts off that way too, with Stiles growing increasingly incensed at the idea of there actually being a legitimate ninja cat clan. But then Itachi continues. Stiles finds his frustration and aggravation seeping away, scrubbed out of existence by the anecdote of the two brothers and the paw-print encyclopedia. It’s all so painfully endearing that he has to sit there for a few moments, just helplessly smiling, heart full of genuine love for both Itachi and Sasuke. ]
I bet it’s a sentimental memory for him too.
Wish I could have seen this encyclopedia, though. Sounds impressive. How embarrassed do you think he’d be if I asked him about it? 😉
[ But through the hilarity of learning this fact, Stiles wonders if that need for attention from Itachi stemmed from the lack of attention Sasuke received from his father. The thought is sobering. ]
The paw-print encyclopedia was a cute idea though. Clever way to distract him.
Too bad tricks like that won't work on me. You're stuck with my tantrums for attention.
... I haven’t seen you throw a tantrum for my attention.
[Now he’s suspicious. Stiles would definitely be more wily and creative than his younger brother as a child, if their early interactions were any measure.]
I like cabbage, and onigiri with seaweed. What is yours?
Itachi, this has to be the blandest food I've ever heard of. Are you seriously telling me THIS is your favorite? Not something savory or sweet or spicy or sour?
[ Why do all those words begin with "s." Stiles blinks at the message, a little perplexed. ]
Well, anyway... The Ruby Underground serves Asian-style cuisine. We might be able to find you onigiri down there.
As usual, that thoughtfulness brings him pause, uncertain how to respond. Perhaps it's effortless on Stiles' part. But more importantly than his tendency to ruminate over other people's actions and intentions:]
Not sure if I have a FAVE. I miss pizza more than I thought I would, honestly. Onion rings too. Even the shitty ones from Sonic.
(Pizza is flat, rounded dough baked with toppings of tomato sauce and cheese. You can add other toppings like meats or veggies or even pineapples. Onion rings are the exactly what they sound like, but dipped in batter and bread crumbs and deep fried. You’d probably hate them. And Sonic is a fast-food restaurant chain across the United States where I’m from.)
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So, in the interest of saving my sanity: Red it is. And hey! That's my favorite color too.
What's your favorite tea?
[ Are you sensing a theme yet. ]
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Are you asking these arbitrary questions for a reason?
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[ That's it. No explanation. ]
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Why?
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I got to thinking, what if we were ever on those gameshows where couples have to answer questions about each other for a prize? Sure, I know all your dark, sordid history like no one else, but what about the BASICS?
And before you tell me it's pointless because we would never be on a gameshow or that you'd never agree to be on one – I also just want to get to know you better.
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Sencha.
I would have won this question, if we were playing a game. [He's not asking for more context on what a "gameshow" is.] Yours is ginger, isn't it?
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It's only ginger because I haven't tried anything else!
[ But that's because ginger is really tasty... ]
You should help me figure out some other non-caffeinated kinds. You know, to expand my palette or whatever.
Dogs or cats?
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[... Does he want to admit this? As long as it doesn’t get too involved...]
Cats. I assume you prefer dogs.
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Dogs, yeah. But I don't mind cats. It's just that they mind me.
[ Stiles is just a little Too Much for cats to deal with. ]
Just for the record, what are your feelings on dogs? Like...say I was thinking about adopting one... Is that a deal breaker for you, or??? This is all just hypothetical, of course.
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Even if it was, it isn't my say what you wish to do here.
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[ Even if they're not living together, which Stiles still is sore about. ]
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[Lying is too easy... like sliding on a pair of worn, well-loved gloves for the first time in months, even if the reason now is highly stupid. He can tolerate a dog—for Stiles.]
Was that the real reason for this conversation?
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[ But if Itachi is supposedly "fine" with dogs, then... ]
How come you prefer cats?
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The Uchiha clan once relied on a woman living in this community for supplies. Growing up, I visited her — and the ninneko as well — several times. Once Sasuke was older, I occasionally took him with me on these errands. I kept him occupied with games that involved the ninneko, such as compiling an encyclopedia of paw prints. I suppose it's still a sentimental memory for me.
[A long-winded "I like cats."]
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I bet it’s a sentimental memory for him too.
Wish I could have seen this encyclopedia, though. Sounds impressive. How embarrassed do you think he’d be if I asked him about it? 😉
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[Get wrecked, otouto.]
Sasuke might know more about whatever happened to the book.
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[ But through the hilarity of learning this fact, Stiles wonders if that need for attention from Itachi stemmed from the lack of attention Sasuke received from his father. The thought is sobering. ]
The paw-print encyclopedia was a cute idea though. Clever way to distract him.
Too bad tricks like that won't work on me. You're stuck with my tantrums for attention.
What's your favorite meal?
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[Now he’s suspicious. Stiles would definitely be more wily and creative than his younger brother as a child, if their early interactions were any measure.]
I like cabbage, and onigiri with seaweed. What is yours?
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[ Stay suspicious, Itachi. ]
Before I answer what my fave is, what's onigiri?
[ That'll determine whether or not he's going to dunk on someone listing CABBAGE as their favorite food. Like, come on. How dull can you be? ]
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[ Why do all those words begin with "s." Stiles blinks at the message, a little perplexed. ]
Well, anyway... The Ruby Underground serves Asian-style cuisine. We might be able to find you onigiri down there.
[ A perfect idea for their first date! ]
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[Wow, don't diss it until you try it.
As usual, that thoughtfulness brings him pause, uncertain how to respond. Perhaps it's effortless on Stiles' part. But more importantly than his tendency to ruminate over other people's actions and intentions:]
Tell me yours.
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Not sure if I have a FAVE. I miss pizza more than I thought I would, honestly. Onion rings too. Even the shitty ones from Sonic.
(Pizza is flat, rounded dough baked with toppings of tomato sauce and cheese. You can add other toppings like meats or veggies or even pineapples. Onion rings are the exactly what they sound like, but dipped in batter and bread crumbs and deep fried. You’d probably hate them. And Sonic is a fast-food restaurant chain across the United States where I’m from.)
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