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[mensrea]

[ Disappointment stings bitterly, but Stiles bounces back quickly; his excitement over the new house helps buoy him. ]

Let's do that then. This way, you can mock my tastes 😉

What's the appointment for? Getting your hair done or something?

[anbu]

I wouldn't mock you.

No, although that is not a bad idea. [His hair is getting a little long... Normally, he would have Kisame trim it for him.] I am taking Russell to an animal medic.

[Lying is harder when you can't evade the topic and genjutsu yourself away into the forest.]

[mensrea]

Listen, my self-esteem could use a good mocking. Keeps it nice and healthy. Like a routine prostate exam.

[ More importantly though... ]

Is she okay? What happened?

And I think the word you're looking for is "veterinarian."

[anbu]

[He's never heard of a prostate exam, but he can take a wild guess. Obscene, Stilinski.]

She ate an entire wooden chopstick.

[Not a lie: Itachi watched this occur. What he is flexing the truth on, however, is that he also watched her puke it up about an hour later.]

Veterinarian. Yes, thank you.

[mensrea]

Jesus Christ. Yeah, definitely a good idea to take her to the vet. Think of the splinters on the way back out... No thanks.

Let me know how things go with her.

[anbu]

[don't make him feel guiltier than he did when he massacred the clan]

I will.

Will you be living with anyone else?

[mensrea]

[ It's okay, all you're doing is massacring your vows. No big deal. ]

No.
I mean, who would I live with lol

[ Just you, he thinks, glumly. ]

There's plenty of room for roommates though. In case anyone
idk
wanted to move in.

[ Hint hint. ]

Until then, it's just me and Sophia.

[anbu]

[Ouch.]

I see. I thought perhaps you might have made other friends.

[It's not meant to be an insult. He just remembers how Stiles and Jonas used to be, pulling even Sasuke into their orbit.]

Let me know if you find any decorations worthy of consideration, then.

[mensrea]

I've made friends. Just not friends I would want to share my life with like that.

[ This has gotten depressing fast. Increasingly bummed out, Stiles decides to let Itachi get on with his day. ]

Talk to you later, Itachi.

[anbu]

[He was hopeful Stiles would send him pictures of decorations, even if his own opinion wouldn't hold a lot of weight... but maybe he still will, later.

Although after lying, Itachi's fairly certain he would not deserve even that much. And it will only get worse from here.]

All right. Goodbye.