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itachi "manipulate mansplain malewife" uchiha ([personal profile] anbu) wrote2020-03-21 04:50 pm
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[personal profile] coherer 2020-05-01 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
God, okay, no shade. I'm not– I was never claiming to be an expert. The only times I've gotten into fights were, like, in junior high and my early days of high school. We're talking years ago. (hauling himself up from the ground easily enough, pat-patting away the dust that's gathered on his rump.

fucking ground. fucking dirt.
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So, I guess it'd be safe to say I've got little to no combat experience. I'm pretty strong, though, so if I actually learned then I might be able to do some damage. Not that I'd want to, or anything. (this boy is a pacifist. at least nowadays he is, less into scraps and more into working out for the hell of it. gotta' stay in shape.)

I can totally block a kunai and most evocation against my barriers, I'm just not used to the speed at which... your attacks... happen. Or whatever.

(or whatever, man.)
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[personal profile] coherer 2020-05-04 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there he goes. Applying the reverse psychology on me. (apology accepted, bro, but jonas is gen-z and knows when he's getting chirped hard by someone who may—or may not be, sasuke told him itachi was nigh impossible for people to understand—trying to motivate him.) Sasuke can do what he wants, so, like, if he wants to protect me and thinks that's cool?

Well, then, yeah. I'll rely on him to do that. Why not?

(rolling out his shoulders to limber himself up, shaking off the embarrassment of having failed.)

But I came out here to learn, so that's what I'm gonna' do. Uh, do you have any tips on how to read people before they can make moves like that? I might be able to try and sense spells as they're being prepped... might be really hard, though...
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[personal profile] coherer 2020-05-16 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
(HE WOULD AGREE.)

"Sasuke will not always be there to protect you." (mimicking him childishly under his breath, waiting for itachi to finish. goddamn, he's long-winded when he wants to be, maybe he's suited to this whole teaching thing. jonas has always rebelled against the people he's meant to be learning from, unaccustomed to behaving when he really, really should, but there's something compelling about this.

learning to protect and defend, instead of learning what dirt's composed of. one's crucial to his survival here, where he'll be living out the rest of his days, and the other is for dweebs.
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But what if I don't have time to learn them? ... oh, you mean on the fly, while you're fighting? (and here jonas seems to secretly gear up to cast another spell at itachi while they're in the middle of the discussion, except it takes him too long and it's extremely overt. something someone like the uchiha could see coming minutes before the actual thing happens.) Well, I can try, though I don't know how– hiyah!

(the barrier—its strength the only thing that's impressive about it—is propelled out at the shinobi. a really disappointing "surprise attack.")