anbu: (a lot of lily art in here) (Default)
itachi "manipulate mansplain malewife" uchiha ([personal profile] anbu) wrote2020-03-21 04:50 pm
Entry tags:

aefenglom: ic contact


TEXT / AUDIO / VIDEO / ACTION
coherer: i know what you wanna say (Default)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-14 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
(smooth, sailing right over his remarks. this guy's a tough nut to crack.)

A-thank you. I do, from time to time, have strokes of genius and I enjoy being praised when it happens. I'm valid. Your cluelessness about texting in general is valid, too.

They're called "emoji" and you can use them to convey emotion through your messages.

Like oh you're sad but don't wanna say it/describe it? There are emoji for that: πŸ˜”πŸ˜’πŸ˜­πŸ₯Ί Feeling super loving but can't put it into words? There are emoji for that: ❀️️😍😘πŸ₯° And the more of the same emoji you put in a row, the stronger the emotion. Like this: "That's strange, I must investigate! πŸ€”πŸ§πŸ§πŸ§"

Go ahead, try one out.
coherer: halfway up the street (pic#13782868)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Tryyyyyyyy oooooooone.
coherer: downtown hotspot (pic#13901477)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-15 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, then how about this:

πŸ‘πŸ πŸŸπŸ¬πŸ³πŸ‹πŸ¦ˆ

Which fish are we gonna catch?

🐟?
coherer: i know what you wanna say (Default)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-15 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew you'd point those out.

We might, though, there's ALWAYS a chance.
coherer: i know what you wanna say (Default)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
(a smile comes to him, staring down at the little fish emoji. aww...)

I think so, too. But a pufferfish would be awesome and I would not complain if we caught one.

You know they're poisonous? If you eat them without prepping them right they'll kill you
coherer: i know what you wanna say (Default)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-15 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
If you feel like dropping dead from potent neurotoxin, yeah, I totally know how to prepare them.

(don't tempt him, jonas)
coherer: i know what you wanna say (Default)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-16 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Nawwww really?

I'm jk. lmk if you have trouble with that kinda thing and I can tone it down, but sometimes I don't even realize I'm doing it.
coherer: something you don't (pic#13731242)

1/2

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
What?
coherer: hanging on my block (pic#13910362)

2/2

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-17 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you mean my shorthand? They're acronyms, man. I'm sorry, I completely forgot to fill you in. I taught Sasuke a bunch, and Eren too.

I can stop, if you want? Or explain them as they come up? It might be helpful for you, since I've come across a few people who do it.
coherer: i wish i could show you (pic#13877299)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-17 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
LOL (laugh out loud), no. They aren't. I am a literate eighteen year old who just really likes to take shortcuts.

You never feel the urge to be super lazy?
coherer: halfway up the street (pic#13782868)

[personal profile] coherer 2020-06-17 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
(might as well turn his own circumstances into a joke, like everything else.)

I'm dead, so I can take all the lazy breaks and be as incoherent as I want.

See you tomorrow loserπŸ€™πŸ€™πŸ€™πŸ€™