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itachi "manipulate mansplain malewife" uchiha ([personal profile] anbu) wrote2020-03-21 04:50 pm
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-14 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eyes narrowed dangerously, he watches as the man steps around him to continue walking toward the school – seemingly composed despite the difficult subject matter. Stiles is reminded of their first meeting in the dream, of the uncanny calm and cool expression that met the accusing implications behind his question of, “Or is there another brother who practices familicide?” So far, the most emotion that he’s heard from Itachi was in response to the comment on shinobi culture. Or maybe Stiles misunderstood; maybe it was in response to him blaming the Uchiha parents. The same parents that this guy apparently killed, according to Sasuke. What the hell.

Stiles shakes his head, forever at a loss to understand the two brothers. Painstakingly aware of the growing physical distance separating him from Itachi now, he allows himself fifteen seconds to chill out before chasing after the man. ]


So, since you’re obviously not taking the leeks back to your place like you said, [ he begins, tone a little terse after the argument, but otherwise conversational, ] I’m guessing you plan on research?

[ You won’t be rid of him that easily, Uchiha. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-16 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, so it’s gonna be like that, huh?

[ Stiles does indeed continue to follow Itachi, offering a brief thanks to the student in response to the doors held ajar. Though his curiosity flares up as they enter the building, he resolutely keeps his gaze pinned to the Witch’s back. Judging from what he gleaned during the shared dream, Itachi is the slippery type who’ll take off the moment Stiles looks away. With that in mind, he rolls up his sleeves to expose the trichobothria to the open air; the sooner he adjusts to the minimal vibrations that Itachi creates, the better chance he’ll have at tracking him. ]

I’m just going to remind you that I’m friends with your brother. [ His sneakers plod along so loudly in comparison to Itachi’s own footsteps. ] Who, by the way, is like a cactus in terms of personality. Normally I’d say something like, “no offense.” But, honestly? Full offense.

[ Where is this going, Stiles? ]

My point is… Do you really think you can freeze me out that easily? You’re gonna learn real fast that I can talk enough for two people, buddy.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-17 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dragging one aimless finger along the spines of tomes and books, Stiles considers the question while simultaneously perusing literature titles. Fish Dust & Guts in Tantric Magic. Uh, gross? He pulls that book out. Just for research. ]

You’re Sasuke’s brother. [ As if that should explain everything. ] He clearly loves you, [ a word he doesn’t throw around casually, despite the ease with which he uses it now, ] which means you’re important to me too. So, deal with it. What’re we looking for? Cwyld stuff?
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-20 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ The recommendation is dismissed; Stiles doesn’t need anyone telling him to be cautious, especially not a man he’s already harboring a healthy amount of wariness toward. Whether or not he trusts Itachi is irrelevant – Sasuke does, which means Stiles plans to keep an eye on the older brother going forward. Being important doesn’t mean he likes Itachi. After all, Theo was important to Stiles too. So, with a bland look, he ignores the first half of Itachi’s response (including the purpose of their visit, because he couldn’t care less, honestly) and instead focuses on the last statement. ]

That’s too bad, [ he says mildly, tossing the book at Itachi, careless if the Witch bothers to catch it or not, ] because your feelings toward him definitely concern me. Sucks to be you, I guess.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Bastard. As soon as Itachi has moved on, Stiles is pulling the title out from the shelf once again. Just to be contrary. ]

Not really. [ The book is leafed through, with Stiles stopping immediately when he sees a very risqué image depicting the application of fish guts to a man’s genitals. ] Mostly trying to get a sense of who you are, what you’re like, maybe stalk you back to your place so I know where you live. Y’know, average “friend of your younger brother” things.

[ At least he’s being honest?? ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-21 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Wow, there’s even a helpful diagram that demonstrates the correct way to smear fish guts on a penis. They’ve thought of everything! The book recommends using blobfish guts at room temperature, though a footnote mentions catfish innards will work almost as well. ]

How old are you?

[ Hot on Itachi’s heels, Stiles follows him like a baby duckling its mother. ]

You’ve got one of those weird faces. [ lmao get fucked ] Like, I can’t tell if you’re twenty or thirty.
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chuckles, im in danger

[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-23 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Spoilsport. ]

Huh.

[ Somehow, it’s even younger than he expected – which isn’t because Stiles actually thinks Itachi looks older, but because of the practiced air of cool confidence and enigmatic intelligence that he exudes. Twenty-one is barely any older than he is. It’s younger than Derek. ]

Is there a shinobi drinking age? [ he asks next, still following around the next corner, utterly oblivious to his eminent fate; the public venue has given him an illusion of safety. ] Where I’m from, you can’t drink alcohol until you’re twenty-one.

[ Can’t believe you’re about to ruin this man’s whole career because you can’t handle 21 Questions, Itachi. ]
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text; the fact that i used "eminent" instead of "imminent" is going to haunt me until the day i die

[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-25 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Five minutes later, once he stirs and comes out of the closet (lmao) – ]

Bitch.

[ Well, at least it's not a garbage dumpster this time. ]