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itachi "manipulate mansplain malewife" uchiha ([personal profile] anbu) wrote2020-03-21 04:50 pm
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-09 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Tw-twenty minutes!?

[ Okay, Stiles. Deep breaths. If Madonna, Justin Timberlake, and Timbaland can save the world in four minutes, you can learn how to pronounce your friend’s name in five times that. ]

Argh, fine. I’m keeping half the leeks though!

[ – to build an effigy to Itachi with, so he can strangle it later. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-09 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

“Sasuke Uchiha,” [ he says confidently, only to reconsider and then correct himself, ] “Uchiha Sasuke.” Ha! Finally.

[ This moment calls for a fist pump of VICTORY, which he regrets indulging almost immediately. For once in your life, Stilinski. Be cool. ]

Oh – can’t forget this one. “Uchiha Itachi!”

[ When was the last time anyone injected that name with so much enthusiasm. ]

Eh? Ehhh? Not bad, right?
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-11 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Just decent!?

[ Can you see this middle finger aimed at your back with your special eyes, Itachi. Can you. Oh wait, you don’t have them anymore. ]

What’re you…? Oh. Uh, dude. I was kidding. You can take them all.

[ Stiles really has no interest in leeks. ]

So, where to now?

[ You can go, Itachi. He clearly plans on coming with, though. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-11 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Pausing, he considers this. It’s a genuine surprise to hear that Itachi isn’t staying with Sasuke, given the emotional intensity of their reunion. Maybe it’s a shinobi thing – privacy? Except Stiles knows from snooping now that Sasuke has a roommate (though he hasn’t had a chance to ID the man yet). Weird. ]

What are you researching? [ comes the inquiry of amiable curiosity as Stiles ignores the question. ] I’d ask about the training, but I can take a guess. Oh – did you seriously start training to become a shinobi when you were six too?

[ All said while he draws even with Itachi. Yes. You are stuck with him. This isn’t the afterlife. This is hell. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-11 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Itachi. You sweet summer child. It’s even worse than that: Stiles will recognize the hint, then choose to completely disregard it anyway. Good luck shaking him. He’s like a cockroach. ]

No, I heard it from a magical conch shell that sells shinobi secrets every Wednesday. [ The sarcasm is an attempt to mask just how truly disturbed he is by this information. ] Yes, Sasuke told me.

[ He can’t even remember what he was doing as a four year old. Probably failing to color inside the lines, still. Jesus Christ. ]

We’ll come back to the Cwyld later. [ There will be a later, believe you that. ] I get different cultures have different expectations, but do you have any idea how fucked up your world sounds? In America, we can’t enlist in the military until we’re seventeen with parental consent – and there are millions of people who would argue even that’s way too young. I mean, at four… That’s like brainwashing.

[ Which, admittedly, probably isn’t the smartest thing to say to someone who has hypothetically been brainwashed. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-12 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oregon, where Jonas is from, is a state in America. I live in a different state, called California. [ All said with the air of someone who has had to explain this many times before. ] America is a country on Earth. And yeah, a lot of the Mirrorbound came from different versions of Earth. Like, it’s the same planet with the same geography, but sometimes the history is different.

[ Through this explanation, Stiles may seem casually unconcerned with where they’re headed. In reality, he’s trying to be discreet in both observing Itachi and keeping track of their location. ]

Anyways. Unless you’re some kind of freaky, super evolved human – [ the most offensively skeptical look ever ] – that’s bullshit. No kid that young independently decides to train themselves to become a future merc and assassin. [ His tone is firm, unwilling to even consider otherwise on the topic. ] In America, kids go through all sorts of phases. For example, I wanted to be a dinosaur when I was little. Then a submarine. Then a magician. Then a pilot. Then a racecar driver. And so on. Usually, we aren’t expected to settle on a career until at least we finish college at twenty-two. So, you can see why the idea of a four year old committing to being a shinobi is kinda ridiculous.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-12 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
No, no one should try to.

[ After repeated conversations with Sasuke on the topic, this is evolving into a hot button for Stiles. He shoves his hands aggressively into the pocket of his sweatshirt, hoping to conceal the frustrated flex of fingers that desperately want to articulate his point. This is such a stupid debate, and yet he can’t help but rise to the challenge – infuriated at the inhumane manner in which the Uchiha children were raised. ]

Okay. Okay. Maybe I need to back up. So, my “super evolved human” comment? Yeah. There’s a reason that would possibly be an exception. It has to do with the state of brain development in kids. Here’s the bottom line: Child soldiers are statistically more likely to develop psychological and behavioral problems later in life because of the bullshit they were put through at an age where their brains were still developing!

[ Stiles snorts, one hand fished out of the pocket to lightly smack his own forehead. ]

Oh, but of course that wouldn’t be an issue for you or Sasuke. We’re different! Our worlds are different. I mean, it’s not like either of you show any signs of repression, social withdrawal, or trauma! Thank god for that.

[ Get called out, biscuit. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-12 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That pause doesn’t go unnoticed, Frowning, Stiles gazes in the direction of the Haven district with a long look. Itachi definitely mentioned a “room provided by the Coven” and all Coven-afford housing is located in the Haven district. Because he sincerely doubts that the Witch plans on taking him along to run errands, Stiles assumes he’s going to be ditched at some point. Well, he had to figuratively twist Sasuke’s arm to find out where the Vampire lives – it’s not that surprising Itachi is likewise as secretive.

A new item is added to his mental To Do List: Find out where Uchiha Itachi stays. ]


Not really, [ he disagrees, a little sourly. The conversation is leaving a bitter taste in his mouth. ] It’s come up once or twice, I guess.

Okay, so. [ You didn’t expect him to give up that easily, did you? ] None of this is meant as a criticism about either of you. Just…for the record. You were kids. And kids are meant to be protected by their guardians. Your parents are to blame.

[ It’s a bold accusation to make. Family is always a sensitive topic for people, including Stiles himself. But he doesn’t gentle his judgment; for all his father’s flaws, Noah Stilinski never forced him to grow up faster than he was ready to. ]

Maybe shinobi culture needs to change.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Both the building and that warning tone are disregarded. Expression tight with suppressed frustration, Stiles continues to assert his opinion where it isn’t wanted. ]

Okay, then explain the situation to me! I’m dying to hear it. But I bet you probably think it’s none of my damn business, right? As if one of my closest friends isn’t the product of that fucked-up world and its insane, unrealistic expectations of kids. As if he isn’t still carrying the weight of that lifestyle on his shoulders – to the point where he hates being touched and doesn’t even feel like he has the right to talk about his own family. It’s all “meaningless.” Why? Because you’re dead?

[ Darting ahead, Stiles circles around to the front of Itachi in order to stop the man from walking. ]

Yeah, I can put two and two together. [ These days, it’s all he can do, it feels. ] You’re dead in that world. So what. Sasuke isn’t – and you’re both here now. It’s not meaningless. Not when you can make a difference.

[ Stiles, mouth twisted with cold anger, gets right in Itachi’s face. ]

You can make a difference for him!
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-14 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eyes narrowed dangerously, he watches as the man steps around him to continue walking toward the school – seemingly composed despite the difficult subject matter. Stiles is reminded of their first meeting in the dream, of the uncanny calm and cool expression that met the accusing implications behind his question of, “Or is there another brother who practices familicide?” So far, the most emotion that he’s heard from Itachi was in response to the comment on shinobi culture. Or maybe Stiles misunderstood; maybe it was in response to him blaming the Uchiha parents. The same parents that this guy apparently killed, according to Sasuke. What the hell.

Stiles shakes his head, forever at a loss to understand the two brothers. Painstakingly aware of the growing physical distance separating him from Itachi now, he allows himself fifteen seconds to chill out before chasing after the man. ]


So, since you’re obviously not taking the leeks back to your place like you said, [ he begins, tone a little terse after the argument, but otherwise conversational, ] I’m guessing you plan on research?

[ You won’t be rid of him that easily, Uchiha. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-16 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ha, so it’s gonna be like that, huh?

[ Stiles does indeed continue to follow Itachi, offering a brief thanks to the student in response to the doors held ajar. Though his curiosity flares up as they enter the building, he resolutely keeps his gaze pinned to the Witch’s back. Judging from what he gleaned during the shared dream, Itachi is the slippery type who’ll take off the moment Stiles looks away. With that in mind, he rolls up his sleeves to expose the trichobothria to the open air; the sooner he adjusts to the minimal vibrations that Itachi creates, the better chance he’ll have at tracking him. ]

I’m just going to remind you that I’m friends with your brother. [ His sneakers plod along so loudly in comparison to Itachi’s own footsteps. ] Who, by the way, is like a cactus in terms of personality. Normally I’d say something like, “no offense.” But, honestly? Full offense.

[ Where is this going, Stiles? ]

My point is… Do you really think you can freeze me out that easily? You’re gonna learn real fast that I can talk enough for two people, buddy.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-17 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dragging one aimless finger along the spines of tomes and books, Stiles considers the question while simultaneously perusing literature titles. Fish Dust & Guts in Tantric Magic. Uh, gross? He pulls that book out. Just for research. ]

You’re Sasuke’s brother. [ As if that should explain everything. ] He clearly loves you, [ a word he doesn’t throw around casually, despite the ease with which he uses it now, ] which means you’re important to me too. So, deal with it. What’re we looking for? Cwyld stuff?

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