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itachi "manipulate mansplain malewife" uchiha ([personal profile] anbu) wrote2020-03-21 04:50 pm
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-07 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Though he double checks that the comm watch is recording audio, Itachi otherwise has the brunt of his intense focus. The difference in mannerisms between brothers is more apparent now; where Sasuke was blunt and dismissive on the issue, Itachi soothes Stiles’ bruised ego by acknowledging the difficulty in language barriers. It helps make the desired end goal feel more obtainable. ]

English, [ he supplies, tapping his pencil against his chin as he considers this. ] A lot of people in Aefenglom came from English-speaking worlds. Sasuke can read Japanese, so I’m guessing that’s the equivalent of what you guys speak in your world.

[ Now isn’t the time to get sidetracked. He mentally reviews what Itachi has just informed him, considers how he’s heard Noshiko pronounce Japanese names and terms back home, and then tries again. ]

“Sasuke.” [ It still doesn’t sound like how Itachi said it. Annoyed with himself, he tries it slower. ] “Sasuke.”
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-08 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fortunately, this isn’t a class he intends to fail. Unfortunately, that means he doesn’t plan on allowing Itachi to leave until he’s passed. ]

Your name is easier. [ An admittance as he drags a hand through his hair, still fighting down frustration with himself. ] Back home, I have a friend named Kira. Her mom’s named Noshiko. Both of their names feel easier to me than “Sasuke” and “Uchiha.”

[ Linguistics has never been a specialty of his, beyond the little written translation he did of archaic Latin and Japanese into English from the Argent bestiary. ]

Okay. Lemme try again. “Uchiha.”
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-09 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
“May not master – ” What!? [ he balks obstinately. ] Dude, no way! I’ve got to get this down now.

[ The idea that he’s been mispronouncing Sasuke’s names all this time is still so mortifying that he can barely stand to think about it. But even more so than that, Stiles wants Sasuke to be able to hear his name spoken correctly and with confidence from a friend. This can’t wait. ]

I brought you leeks! That’s gotta earn me like, at least an hour of practice with you.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-09 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. You are not so busy that you can’t spare an hour helping out your little brother’s friend practice his damn name as a surprise.

[ Stiles knows from experience not to push physical contact on Sasuke. Assuming that Itachi will feel the same way, he restrains himself from poking the man in the chest with an accusatory finger. ]

I’m not asking a lot here, dude!
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-09 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Tw-twenty minutes!?

[ Okay, Stiles. Deep breaths. If Madonna, Justin Timberlake, and Timbaland can save the world in four minutes, you can learn how to pronounce your friend’s name in five times that. ]

Argh, fine. I’m keeping half the leeks though!

[ – to build an effigy to Itachi with, so he can strangle it later. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-09 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

“Sasuke Uchiha,” [ he says confidently, only to reconsider and then correct himself, ] “Uchiha Sasuke.” Ha! Finally.

[ This moment calls for a fist pump of VICTORY, which he regrets indulging almost immediately. For once in your life, Stilinski. Be cool. ]

Oh – can’t forget this one. “Uchiha Itachi!”

[ When was the last time anyone injected that name with so much enthusiasm. ]

Eh? Ehhh? Not bad, right?
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-11 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Just decent!?

[ Can you see this middle finger aimed at your back with your special eyes, Itachi. Can you. Oh wait, you don’t have them anymore. ]

What’re you…? Oh. Uh, dude. I was kidding. You can take them all.

[ Stiles really has no interest in leeks. ]

So, where to now?

[ You can go, Itachi. He clearly plans on coming with, though. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-11 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Pausing, he considers this. It’s a genuine surprise to hear that Itachi isn’t staying with Sasuke, given the emotional intensity of their reunion. Maybe it’s a shinobi thing – privacy? Except Stiles knows from snooping now that Sasuke has a roommate (though he hasn’t had a chance to ID the man yet). Weird. ]

What are you researching? [ comes the inquiry of amiable curiosity as Stiles ignores the question. ] I’d ask about the training, but I can take a guess. Oh – did you seriously start training to become a shinobi when you were six too?

[ All said while he draws even with Itachi. Yes. You are stuck with him. This isn’t the afterlife. This is hell. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-11 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, Itachi. You sweet summer child. It’s even worse than that: Stiles will recognize the hint, then choose to completely disregard it anyway. Good luck shaking him. He’s like a cockroach. ]

No, I heard it from a magical conch shell that sells shinobi secrets every Wednesday. [ The sarcasm is an attempt to mask just how truly disturbed he is by this information. ] Yes, Sasuke told me.

[ He can’t even remember what he was doing as a four year old. Probably failing to color inside the lines, still. Jesus Christ. ]

We’ll come back to the Cwyld later. [ There will be a later, believe you that. ] I get different cultures have different expectations, but do you have any idea how fucked up your world sounds? In America, we can’t enlist in the military until we’re seventeen with parental consent – and there are millions of people who would argue even that’s way too young. I mean, at four… That’s like brainwashing.

[ Which, admittedly, probably isn’t the smartest thing to say to someone who has hypothetically been brainwashed. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-12 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oregon, where Jonas is from, is a state in America. I live in a different state, called California. [ All said with the air of someone who has had to explain this many times before. ] America is a country on Earth. And yeah, a lot of the Mirrorbound came from different versions of Earth. Like, it’s the same planet with the same geography, but sometimes the history is different.

[ Through this explanation, Stiles may seem casually unconcerned with where they’re headed. In reality, he’s trying to be discreet in both observing Itachi and keeping track of their location. ]

Anyways. Unless you’re some kind of freaky, super evolved human – [ the most offensively skeptical look ever ] – that’s bullshit. No kid that young independently decides to train themselves to become a future merc and assassin. [ His tone is firm, unwilling to even consider otherwise on the topic. ] In America, kids go through all sorts of phases. For example, I wanted to be a dinosaur when I was little. Then a submarine. Then a magician. Then a pilot. Then a racecar driver. And so on. Usually, we aren’t expected to settle on a career until at least we finish college at twenty-two. So, you can see why the idea of a four year old committing to being a shinobi is kinda ridiculous.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-12 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
No, no one should try to.

[ After repeated conversations with Sasuke on the topic, this is evolving into a hot button for Stiles. He shoves his hands aggressively into the pocket of his sweatshirt, hoping to conceal the frustrated flex of fingers that desperately want to articulate his point. This is such a stupid debate, and yet he can’t help but rise to the challenge – infuriated at the inhumane manner in which the Uchiha children were raised. ]

Okay. Okay. Maybe I need to back up. So, my “super evolved human” comment? Yeah. There’s a reason that would possibly be an exception. It has to do with the state of brain development in kids. Here’s the bottom line: Child soldiers are statistically more likely to develop psychological and behavioral problems later in life because of the bullshit they were put through at an age where their brains were still developing!

[ Stiles snorts, one hand fished out of the pocket to lightly smack his own forehead. ]

Oh, but of course that wouldn’t be an issue for you or Sasuke. We’re different! Our worlds are different. I mean, it’s not like either of you show any signs of repression, social withdrawal, or trauma! Thank god for that.

[ Get called out, biscuit. ]
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-12 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That pause doesn’t go unnoticed, Frowning, Stiles gazes in the direction of the Haven district with a long look. Itachi definitely mentioned a “room provided by the Coven” and all Coven-afford housing is located in the Haven district. Because he sincerely doubts that the Witch plans on taking him along to run errands, Stiles assumes he’s going to be ditched at some point. Well, he had to figuratively twist Sasuke’s arm to find out where the Vampire lives – it’s not that surprising Itachi is likewise as secretive.

A new item is added to his mental To Do List: Find out where Uchiha Itachi stays. ]


Not really, [ he disagrees, a little sourly. The conversation is leaving a bitter taste in his mouth. ] It’s come up once or twice, I guess.

Okay, so. [ You didn’t expect him to give up that easily, did you? ] None of this is meant as a criticism about either of you. Just…for the record. You were kids. And kids are meant to be protected by their guardians. Your parents are to blame.

[ It’s a bold accusation to make. Family is always a sensitive topic for people, including Stiles himself. But he doesn’t gentle his judgment; for all his father’s flaws, Noah Stilinski never forced him to grow up faster than he was ready to. ]

Maybe shinobi culture needs to change.
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[personal profile] mensrea 2020-04-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Both the building and that warning tone are disregarded. Expression tight with suppressed frustration, Stiles continues to assert his opinion where it isn’t wanted. ]

Okay, then explain the situation to me! I’m dying to hear it. But I bet you probably think it’s none of my damn business, right? As if one of my closest friends isn’t the product of that fucked-up world and its insane, unrealistic expectations of kids. As if he isn’t still carrying the weight of that lifestyle on his shoulders – to the point where he hates being touched and doesn’t even feel like he has the right to talk about his own family. It’s all “meaningless.” Why? Because you’re dead?

[ Darting ahead, Stiles circles around to the front of Itachi in order to stop the man from walking. ]

Yeah, I can put two and two together. [ These days, it’s all he can do, it feels. ] You’re dead in that world. So what. Sasuke isn’t – and you’re both here now. It’s not meaningless. Not when you can make a difference.

[ Stiles, mouth twisted with cold anger, gets right in Itachi’s face. ]

You can make a difference for him!

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chuckles, im in danger

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